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albucrazay: People let me tell you ‘bout my best friend, He’s a warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end. People let me tell you bout my best friend, He’s a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. omg u just keep getting
sensual-dominant: I said you can’t cum yet my pet…control your orgasm…it and you belong to me and I will tell you when you can cum… Yes, master
wetandnaughty: not sure if people have fantasies about this but since I’ve seen it once I always wanted to try it. and let me tell you it makes me feel so naughty and dirty. and the feeling itself is incredible. only the pumping makes me wet as fuck,
Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell you about motherfucking Maximo. I tried playing this piece of shit with my Best Friend, now this guy had beaten the shit out of the game, but when I was trying to get him to help me with it
chocobo-strider: sandrabbullock-deactivated20141: “You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.” I’ve been fucking waiting for this photo set right here, and let me tell you why. Monsters University
juaniteer: Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and
karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great
jodiefoster: jodiefoster: jodiefoster: if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it if you had a bad may like i did, well, we are almost to the end of june and folks let me tell you ..
I have to use proper grammar for work and let me tell you the names of alcohol are like the bane of my existence. A lot of wines and whatnot are named after places, and so are proper nouns, BUT some have internal rules to them like where you only capitali
aiffe:Actually, Oscar DOES have an important lesson to teach kids, and he’s put there completely deliberately to support a part of children’s development!Toddlers are gaining a bit of independence (over when they were infants), and learning for the
vampireapologist:Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just
vagi2k14sodium: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit yesterday because I ran into my ex while on the way to my friend’s 20th party and let me tell you, I fucking slayed him. He was so nervous and awkward, he couldn’t even talk to
ask-irlteenage-canada: You see this jar? Why do I have it? I’ll tell you. I have been suffering from sever depression for a couple year now, and let me tell you, every day, I honestly just want to die, but I want to try something. I call it the love
bigboyfriends: Many of you have been asking me how Mister and Rowdy first met. Well grab a seat and let me tell you. :)
corissahatesyou: caffeinezombie: corissahatesyou: corissahatesyou: I’ve had these panties for like 8 years and they’re still my favorite. me on my dash. Bite my butt and let me tell you you’re stupid. I just wanna touch your butt and lay
ms-jully: Let me tell you something about the human race. You put a mysterious blue box slap-bang in the middle of town, what do they do? Walk past it. Now stop your nagging. Let’s go and explore.
lokithor4444: Max Martini: “My character made the decision whether to stay in the military, or to be a father. And I stayed in the military. So we haven’t had a chance to be a family. Rob Kazinsky: "From a very, very young age, Chuck grew
now I’m at the episode of leverage in which elliot is a catcher for a minor league baseball team and let me tell you as a former softball catcher I am absolutely smitten.
I wore to Bowie shirt to class and let me tell you, the reactions from my students were something else: “Who’s that?” “Is that a boy or a girl?” “He’s weird looking” “That shirt freaks me out”
dmmdonline: theaoba: okay so there’s coming a new update that i already have and let me tell you it’s bad news! again.you CAN’T upload your own gifs from your own computer (at least doesn’t work for me), but only from HERE where you find gifs
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.
“I got lost on this campground at night and I am so sorry I thought this was my tent and now I’m waking up next to you helloooo” AU
knightarcana: chocobo-strider: sandrabbullock-deactivated20141: “You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.” I’ve been fucking waiting for this photo set right here, and let me tell you why. Monsters
dw: i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking Fun fact about me: I have a cyst above my right eye and it’s usually fine but sometimes it gets swollen or sensitive and will hurt whenever I blink. And let me tell you, you get super
perchu: lilyrighter: ovoflow: IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM
wilwheaton:I just turned 50 and let me tell you, the best is yet to come.
punkrockshark: “How come you guys never carry me off the field.” “We tried once but you were too big.”“Excuse me??”“I mean… too drunk.”“Ah, that’s right. And let me tell you something, Brendon, I am everyday. But that doesn’t
Let me tell you something Newtype!
speaking of rubbing butt holes. this one time i actually read a fic where they were literally rubbing butt holes and let me tell you it was an adventure.
yakuza-trash: my otp should build a blanket fort and fuck in it
GATHER ‘ROUND CHILDREN AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AMAZING THING CALLED RIMMING.
don’t have more than one blog. trust me. you’ll regret it. nine times out of ten you’ll post shit to the wrong blog and you won’t realize until 500 notes later and you’re just sitting in a throne of your own self hatred.
are we failing our education system. or is our education system failing us. lmao sike naw we all know what the answer to that is.
lazuliblade: majestically-fangirling: krystal-tsuki: shieldon: Young Viktor & Johnny Weir @judarchan OMG *_* IT SURE AS SHIT WAS AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: Figure skating is a surprisingly homophobic sport, in part due to how flamboyant that
thomas4th: elfgrove: athenaltena: plaguemd: the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer have you ever met a healer healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp
On my way to Boston to see @extracocoa, @scimansays, and @notsafef0rtwerk . And let me tell you. This bus is KILLING me
scimansays: jskrilla: On my way to Boston to see @extracocoa, @scimansays, and @notsafef0rtwerk . And let me tell you. This bus is KILLING me Hang in there you’re almost in our arms! ❤️❤️❤️
assmaniac: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME THICK HOT DIRTY MEATY REDBONE SLUTS WITH HOT SLUTTY TITS, JUICY WET PUSSY AND A HOT STINK ASS, LOOKING STINK, STANK AND SLUTTY, JUST THE WAY I LIKE AND LOVE ❤️ HER. AND LET ME TELL YOU, REDBONES ARE THE 🔥 HOTTEST,
midnightbluemoose: chocobo-strider: sandrabbullock-deactivated20141: “You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.” I’ve been fucking waiting for this photo set right here, and let me tell you why.
myredbike: Into my lapBe still, my love. Let all those confronting thoughts rushing through your head finally settle down. Quiet your mind and release the pressure from your body. Lay your head into my lap and let me tell you a story…It’s the tale
officialunitedstates: friendly reminder that you are a wonderful person and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. and let me tell you a thing, there is no one better than you. your uniqueness is what makes you great. you are incredibly important
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: marauders4evr: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the greatest comedy in the world and let me tell you why From literally the very first credit to the last credit, the movie is throwing a joke at you. And you know what? I
latenightcornerstore: watercvlours:i took my time with this book. gave it a few days, let each poem sit with me, sink in for a while before i moved on. and let me tell you, i don’t think i’ve ever read anything as stunning as this book. there’s
manywinged:manywinged:my brother just asked me “why do you like music?” and let me tell you there is absolutely no way to respond to that without sounding severely fucked up and he knew it. he fucking got me.update: i said “i like the
noescapenow: “You’re going to suck for awhile, and let me tell you, a few sessions like this, and you’re gonna get it right. You’re going to be one of the most habitually attentive cock suckers on the planet, and here’s why; you can thank
reapershadcat: specterspark: Let me just real quick “generation one had the most creative pokemon ideas and names all the other ones suck” let me tell you something Beedrill is literally a bee with drills for hands and then they named it bee drill.
matthewaran:perchu: lilyrighter: ovoflow: IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU
skylrswhite: MAKE ME CHOOSE - Jesse Pinkman or Walter White (asked by anonymous) ↳ Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch. And let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin, okay? You and me. You and me! Coin flip is sacred! Your job is waiting for
breakingbadgifs: Breaking Bad: …And the Bag’s In the River ↳ “Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch! And let me tell you something else. We flipped a coin, okay? You and me. You and me! Coin flip is sacred. Your job is waiting for you in that basement,
firstworlddisneyproblems: when you’re at disney and with someone who starts telling you “secrets” of the park as if you didn’t already know all of them plus more
grinningmoonlight: cinderfell: a mix that combines my love of disney music with my love of huntsmen and huntresses [8tracks] YANG’S ONE BROKE MY FUCKING HEART
jen-iii:Im eating this Neopoliten ice cream sandwich and let me tell you It’s been an experience Round Two
im gonna.. im gonna try and.. do the lucisevs today @ - @and maybe other fe:a kids…. idk… we’ll see what happens
You don’t realize how unhappy you are until you are completely sober…… And let me tell you…. That realization FUCKING SUCKS